Australia's Hash
(Tune: "Advance Australia Fair")
"Australia's Hash let us rejoice,
For we are Hamersley,
We run like hares and lust like dogs,
And drink piss constantly,
Our club abounds with mighty mates,
Our runs are best you'll see,
At any stage we'll have a rage,
On-on we're Hamersley,
We'll run and drink and then we'll sing,
On-on we're Hamersley."

 

Hamersley Hash House Harriers is a men's only club that run on a Monday night at 6.00pm

in all suburbs of Perth, Western Australia.

 

 

 

 

 













                          

Raise Your Mugs
(Tune: "Anchors Away")
"Raise your mugs to Hamersley,
Lean mean and strong.
We'll strive to hold our Hash,
Though rations are short and runs are long,
Mateship is what we have,
Filthy and crude,
'Till we meet next Monday night,
Here's health to all you hash of Hamersley"

 

Hamersley
H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y spell Hamersley
Cream of all the hashes in Australia
All the imitations are a failure
H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y a must
If you want to have a run
On a Monday you can come
Hamersley that's us.
H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y spell Hamersley
We know all the harriets adore us
'specially those who are in the chorus
H-A-M-E-R-S-L-E-Y a must
If you don't like our class
You can shove it up your arse
Hamersley that's us

 
 
 

"I Still Call Australia Hash Home"
Iíve been to hash clubs that were lots of fun
Made lots of mates with a beer and a run
And Iíll keep on running my spirit wonít fail
I still be calling trail
Iím always hashing, I love to get pissed
Kegs of cold beer, I cannot resist
They say Iím a pisshead, their probably right
See you next hash day night
All the dogs and bitches Hashing around the world
The Harriettes and Harriers promenade
And as they get older and greyer and slacker
The mateship never fades
Iíve been a hashing all over this earth
But still I return to the place of my birth
But no matter how far or how wide I roam
I still call Australia Hash Home
Iíve been a hashing all over this earth
But still I return to the place of my birth
But no matter how far or how wide I roam
I still call Australia
I still call Australia
I still call Australia Hash Home
But no matter how far or how wide I roam
I still call Australia
I still call Australia
I still call Australia Hash Home
Hash Home
Hash Home

 

 

The Finest of
Hash House Harriers

(Tune: "Scotland The Brave")
The finest of Hash House Harriers,
With style that know no barriers,
We are the legendary men of Hamersley.

Strong, verile lean and well hung,
At rooting we are top gun,
Weaners, toother, crackers - we fuck 'em all.

And when we're drinking beer,
We're the best no fucking fear,
Raise you mugs you wankers, and drink to
Hamersley.

Runs, fucks and feeds and boozing,
We know the club we're chosing,
Eat your heart out mothers, we're from
Hamersle
y

 

 

MEN OF HAMERSLEY
(Tune: Men of Harloch)
Men of Hamersley, rejoice now
Tilt your glass and raise your voice now
We are Hashís finest boys now
Men of Hamersley
See the way we run our courses
Legs like greyhounds, shlongs like horses
Others know just what a force is
H4 Hamersley
On Monday we get plastered
Our GM is a bastard
And Karma Sutraís many ways
Each one of us has mastered
Other Hash House Harriers thank us
When we tell them theyíre just wankers
There is none that can outrank us
Men of Hamersley